ONLY IN MY WILDEST DREAMS. LUL. GOT YOUR ATTENTION.


SO. I just cleaned out my DA inbox of the grand total of 200 FUCKING DEVIATIONS. JESUS I AM A LAZY ASS.

Note to everyone. Do not wait to check your DA when it's so full when you go to a foreign country that has slower internet that you do in the US. You will lose your mind by the end of it.

In other news, I've been in Australia a week. Life's been pretty awesome. Shit's hit the fan back in the US of A however. =3= My family can't win.

But, I'm going to try not to let that get me down. I'll be uploading some pictures here soon. Artsy ones. Because my cracked up ones are for Facebook and Myspace. I'll post my digital stuff too when I get round to it. No traditional anything for a while. Olly doesn't have a scanner to my knowledge.

Let me weave you some tales of my travels. SO. I left the United States the 14th of May. It was going good, got the airport early to find out *DUM DUM DUMMMM* my original flight to DFW was canceled. Ensue panicking Stepho. So, I had to run to an earlier flight that was supposed to leave at 1 pm, but didn't leave until 2:30. I was EXTREMELY panicked at this point because my original flight was supposed to leave at 2:15 and I didn't know if I was going to make my connecting flight. However, this all worked out for me, because getting bumped from my other flight I got moved to first class. Awesome. And I started to talk to people, one guy was really nice and as he walked through the plane he said he hoped I had a fun time in Australia. Apparently another girl in first class heard this because she asked me if I was the girl going to Australia. She happened to be from Darwin, Australia. She was really cool, about the same age as my mother, and she gave me this thing called Rescue Remedy to help calm me down on the flight (I'm terrified of flying by the by). It worked wonders. All natural too which rocked.

Fast forward to landing in DFW. Cue more panic. The flight landed at 3:50 their time, I needed to be on my next flight by 4:30. I start running through the airport like an idiot, figure out I'm going the wrong way, run the right way, get on the tram that runs around DFW, get to the terminal at 4:26, get to gate, and find the plane has been delayed until 6 pm. Thank God. I take a break from running, call my mom and Kaia to tell them of my adventures, and just sit back and read my romance novel. It's called Dark Gold, you should all pick up Christine Feehan's Dark series if you like hot vampire sex that isn't shitty Twilight sparkly vomit. Series starts with Dark Prince. Go my minions, read.

Fast forward again, I make it to LAX after sitting next to a really nice guy on the plane. I wait in LAX for what seems like 3 GOD DAMN YEARS. OYE VEY. Get on the flight, sleep, land in Australia 13 hours later, May 16th. Dad was right when he said it was next to the earth's asshole. But I stood in the immigration line behind a whole school of Japanese school girls. Finally got through immigration and customs to find my Olly waiting for me. Hugs, kisses, and me smelling him ensued. Got to the hotel, and walked around Brissy for a bit. Nice city. Fuck ton of Asians. If you like Asians but wish to continue to speak english, move to Brisbane.

Went to bed at like 6 that night. Woke up the next morning, walked around Brisbane some more. Hoped a train to Ipswich where Olly's friend Luke lives. We hung out their for the night and again went to bed at like 7. Woke up the next morning at like 6 am, hoped a train back to Brissy where we hung out with Olly's friend Rochelle, who rocks I might add. We went to a museum and some art galleries and had general funsies. She went back to her home, and we waited around to hope a train to Bundaberg, another 4 hour journey, but by train this time. Got to Bundy around 9, came home, showered, and went to bed.

Next couple of days I spent checking out Bundy, and hanging with Olly's friends. Met some awesome people, including Olly's friend Attila who ROCKS. Seriously. And here I sit, taking care of shit on here and trying for the FOURTH TIME to upload some of my pictures to Facebook.

Anyway, I'll update you guys on anything of pure epic win that crops up.

Well off I go, I have some idea's in my head that call for paper. :3

Ta Ta darlinks~

-Stepho <3