I FEEL PRETTY AND WHITTY AND GAAAYYYYYY.

I also feel naked but that's because I'm lying on my bed in a towel for some post-shower relaxation. Damn I love being naked, but I digress.

I other news, Happy everything-I-was-too-lazy-to-make-a-journal-for day.

Summed that up quite well didn't I? I've been massively unmotivated to do anything but eat, breath, and sleep. Thus why I have commented on nothing, uploaded nothing, and generally been dead on here. But that should change once I go back to Purdue. Then I won't have the luxury of sleeping in until noon everyday. *weeep*

Also my reasons for not uploading anything is because, like a moron, I brought my tablet home so I could draw.....but left my pen for it in my dorm room. ;3; I'm so stupid it hurts sometimes. However! I have been drawing so I'll be able to scan those pictures and color them finally! =w=

In other news I got my hair cut and dyed and it looks FABULOUS.
Take a look at them on my myspace. It's not set to private so no worries. Add me if ya feel like. But if you do then tell me your a friend of mine on DA. Or I won't add you.
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Whoot! Red!

Ohayocon is coming soonz! Which is both yay and OHFUCKINGGODWHYAMIGOINGIDON'THAVETHEMONEYFORTHIS. And since I also have to acquire my passport, I don't know if I'm going to be able to do both Toboe AND Dino. So. I may just go with Dino. Who knows. We'll see what goes down.

In other news, I got TAGGED. Damn. That hasn't happened in a while. SO. Here's that out of the way. See ya all laterz!


1. Introduce Yourself!
I'm Stephanie. I will fuck you with a rake. :3

2. Three Things you LIKE about yourself
My extreme obsession with insects, my awesome talent for falling up and down every set of stairs on the Purdue campus, and my hips. I don't know why I like my hips, I just do for some reason.

3. Three Things you wish you CHANGE about yourself
My boobs, my ass, and the natural wave in my hair. Fuck you wave. Fuck you to hell.

4. What is your favorite Animal
Dragon. First one to say "Dragons rn't 4 realz, LOLOLOLOL." is getting a boot to the head.

5. What is your favorite Color?
...all..of..them? .__.

6. A Television Show you WISH you could be on
America's Next Top Model. Not because I want to be a model or anything, but just because I think it would be fun to get all that super cool makeup and then have pretty pictures taken of you.

7. Who would you say is your BEST FRIEND on DA?
Everyone? I have to many friends to pick a BEST friend.

8. Favorite Food?
Steak. Or Salad. You pick.

9. Any advice you would give to newer Deviants?
Don't be know-it-all twatwaffles, and try not to act 13...even if you are.

10. Any HINTS to getting easy PageViews?
Be on here a shit long time. Or be really really good at whatever it is you do.

11. What do you do in your free time?
draw, video games, sleep, eat, torment Kaia, and just generally being a weird ass.

12. Your Personal Quote
Not my PERSONAL quote, but one of my favorites that fell out of my mouth:
"It's like a chicken finger meteor crashed into my winter wonderland of mashed potatoes."

13. How Old are you?
18, soon to be 19. OH FUCK I'M GETTING OLLDDD. D8


14. Favorite Flower
Orchids.

15. Favorite Word?
Do people have these? I dunno. Twatwaffle or douchecannon. Both lovely words my brother taught me.

16. If you could spend a day with your favorite idol or celebrity, who would it be and why?
Gerard Butler. So I could rape him.

17. What do you want your LAST WORDS too be?
WHO WAS PHOOONNEEE!?

18. What is your Zodiac Sign?
Taurus. The good news is, I can beat you in a patience test so hard that your ass is going to be sore afterwards. The bad news is if you do manage to make my temper flare I'm going to hang your corpse from a street light by your penis. Don't have a penis you say? Well I'll just have to surgically attach one to you.

19. Favorite Anime/Movie/Game Character(s)
....If I were to name ALL of them, you would die reading this journal.

20. Any last things before you finish?
Bitches don't know about my dick ants.

NOW YOU MUST TAG 8 OTHER DEVIANTS!!!
<--Even though Olly only gets on here once in a blue moon, I will still tag him because I am a whore. ;3